Welcome once again my little ponies! It is I Deinos, the mare of midnight with another tale of pony horror. You know they say that the unknown is far more disturbing than the known... And a story in MLP #7 entitled 'Heart Throb and the Lavender Lady' is quite effective with this.
The story begins with Heart Throb about to get a delivery of Lavender for Majesty's royal bedroom. The Lavender Lady is however an imposter and is trying to steal magical artifacts including the horse shoes that magnify Majesty's power greatly and Majesty is a pony who can will new ponies into being and has near god like powers. When they realize this Heart Throb, Bowtie, and Spike hold the False Lavender Lady prisoner with Spike threatening to use his fire breath on her if she moves.
When the real Lavender Lady arrives they turn the False Lavender Lady over to her and to allow her to decide what happens to the imposter. As for who the False Lavender Lady is, what she was planning, and what will happen to her the real Lavender Lady refuses to say anything except "Some stories are better with no ending".
Consider for a moment what that previous villains have wanted to conduct things like outright genocide (Ex: King Charlatan in "Baby,
It's Cold Outside" who wanted to eliminate all other forms of life on
the planet with a freezing megaspell so that only he and his army of
penguins would survive) and that Majesty has things like 'The Book of Horrors' a Necronomicon stand in and we get into how disturbing the False
Lavender Lady really is...
Perhaps my children it is best to not know and perhaps some stories are better with no ending for the truth may be more horrible and maddening than you can possibly comprehend.
Until next time sleep tight for the bed bugs do bite...
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