Monday, October 28, 2013

Stables of the DAMNED #12: I Have No Mouth, and I Must Scream.

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Welcome once again my little ponies! It is I Deinos, the mare of midnight with more... As we have seen earlier generations of ponies were no stranger to killing an unrepentant villain or two such as the Jewel Wizard, Lavan (who died screaming in delicious agony), and a few others. One set of villains ended up with a far worse fate for crossing the ponies, my little ponies - the Raptorians.

In the My Little Pony 'n Friends serial 'The Glass Princess' (which seems to be a barely disguised allegory of the Cold War) the Raptorians wish to profit by turning all their enemies/obstacles to glass. They do this by fawning over the naive Princess Porcina and convincing her to uses her magic cloak to turn things into glass for them. Wishing to take over and loot Ponyland they get her to turn it and all of its inhabitants to glass. The ponies freeze in agony as they are frozen and turned to glass.



Another group of ponies confront Porcina and she realizes what a horrible thing she was done since looking at them in person she sees they are living creatures and she talks about how they they didn't seem real when she was looking at them through the magical screen of her magic looking glass and changing them to glass.

The Raptorians are unhappy and there is a struggle for the magic cloak. The Raptorians get turned to glass in the chaos and what do the ponies do? They just leave them there and go back to ponyland where they reverse the spell on the Ponies and Ponyland (to which the ponies cheer and act relieved imply that they were at least somewhat conscious in the glass state). The cloak is then destroyed with the Raptorians left as glass with their expressions frozen in horror for presumably all eternity.





So the lesson here? - Do not cross adorable ponies or you might end up suffering an eternal living death. Muhahahahaha!!!

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